Once again celestial forces are pushing me into this.
For starters, it’s the month of March – my favorite month.
On the 21st it’s not only my birthday but also the World Down Syndrome Day, for which, interestingly, I have just sung a song (courtesy of the Karachi Down Syndrome Program or KDSP). The song has been penned by my most beloved living poet – Zehra Nigah, and produced by my musical soulmate and cousin – Rakae Rehman. So keep a look out for more on this.
Another thing also starts happening around this time of the year. Trust me or not, but I have been observing this one for just about a decade now – ever since I ran away from home for some soul searching (which was in December 2006):
Every now and then, when I randomly check the time on my cellphone, I get to witness a numerical symmetry of sorts – 12:12 am, 12:21 pm, 11:11 am, 5:55 pm and so on. One can always say I am biased, which I truly am as I am a sucker for such Mumbo-Jumbo. But I swear upon God, the moment I started writing this entry I saw the time to be 3:03 pm and this time even the battery meter was showing 33%!!
(After I had written this entry I did some research and found some interesting links click here and here)
On that same note, I never got to openly talk about my disappearance escapade. Now that I am celebrating a decade of that, I think it’s time to share some interesting facts with the public.
In short, it’s time to do some vanity-filled self-indulgence 😉
I was born among people who have been (over generations) practically involved with ‘bigger’ life purposes and have dedicated themselves to serving humanity – sometimes through law and politics, sometime through education, sometimes through art and in some cases through a combination of all these.
Being intellectually engaged with philosophical questions about nature, about humanity etc., has been happening so much here that now the firmware comes installed with the birth of a child. Well, not every child, not even majority, but surely a decent minority of them.
And here comes the vanity part: I think I belong to this minority … … much to the dismay of my wife, who thinks that having such intellectual curiosity is a curse and a waste of human productivity.
I have been in constant conversation with myself since I don’t even remember how long.
Earlier it was about me having the ultimate set of super powers (and that conversation still carries on at times), but with the passage of time I started talking to myself (for hours at end) about how the puzzle of nature fits together, and the oh-so-amazing dimensions to it. In school/college, I was a decent student of Mathematics, and that really helped me play around with logical propositions in my head. So yeah, until I actually started getting high on other things, I used to get high using my imagination to discover the mysteries of nature.
Now for the smart reader, it would not take much to pin point a serious problem here. Two problems to be precise.
- That my conversations were mainly with myself, and hence all the ideas I was so imaginatively developing were never bounced off other minds: the convenient feedback mechanism where I could always cover up for loose ends by giving myself a pat on the back for thinking so amazingly. Later in life this tendency came to bite me in my ass big time!
- Similarly, all my ideas were created and thrashed out in my imagination alone. I was not one who would test an idea through some tangible manifestation of it. I could philosophize, but I couldn’t back it up with examples. I could come up with hypothetical solutions to a problem but never got down to testing them in real, practical situations.
Basically I have been a loner and a procrastinator for the larger part of my life. And hence I don’t blame Nafisa for thinking so negatively about the human intellectual journey because she was living with such a messed-up traveler of it.
But what does all this have to do with my disappearance??
It’s only in retrospect that we realize that the reasons we had given ourselves for taking certain actions were not the real reasons but manifestations of other underlying reasons which we tend to overlook – because they would corner us and ‘derail’ us from justifying that action.
The thing is that I had a desire to run away since I was 15 or so. Adventure, exploration, and overcoming certain personality traits were on my mind. I wanted to disappear and return as a better, ‘greater’ person. Honestly, the super-hero idea never left my head and it was the real driver behind all this!#????
It makes a little sense now.
First of all, while I was super talented, I was never driven to be an achiever (probably because of the talent). Yet most of those close to me and around me (my peers and my elders) were serious hard workers who were driven to achieve. They probably weren’t as full of imagination as I was, but they did turn their ideas to action. They loved me and were all in praise of my talents, but they didn’t take me seriously because I had not delivered. I guess I wanted to prove myself to them.
Secondly, I had become seriously dissatisfied. With myself, my friends and family, and even society in general. I felt we were all turning into materialistic, short-sighted nincompoops who had given up on the bigger picture and were too focused on logistics and asset management. The best among us were usually indulging in self promotion.
I totally needed a reset from all this.
These feelings and thoughts were further amplified since I joined the Sanjannagar Department of Philosophy, roughly 6 months before I ran away. The timing was kind of perfect 😉
Being the procrastinator that I am, I was feeling the desire to run away for almost 11 years of my life, but I had never thought in detail about what I would do once I run away?
I didn’t even consider the consequences such an action would have upon those I ran away from.
Yet the six days that I disappeared for, were probably the most memorable days of my life to date. It was like I was born again. I was the boldest and bravest I had ever been.
I traveled from Lahore to Multan, to D.G. Khan, to Loralai, to Quetta and then to Karachi using local transport, staying overnight at the cheapest bus-stand-hotels possible. I wasn’t carrying my CNIC as I didn’t want to be traced if some authorities got hold of me. The security situation was pretty tight and moving around without a CNIC was a pretty dangerous thing to do, especially for a Mummy-Daddy-Bacha like me. Surely I was being watched over by forces above!
Traveling from South Punjab into Northern (Pakhtun) Baluchistan was the real adrenaline booster. Sitting in public transport, I was surrounded by people who mostly looked like the Taliban (and this only reflects how biased our perceptions can get when news media is our only exposure to realities away from our comfort zone). I must say that some of the most interesting conversations I had were with my Pakhtoon co-travelers. I was in a liberated mental state and I purposely engaged them in discussions of controversial topics about our confused national history and identity, and even Religion.
They were not very trusting of me (someone even said to me that I am an ISI agent) but they didn’t reserve their comments and in fact were quite open about sharing their views, which to my surprise were quite liberal. In retrospect I found the people I met in Punjab to be far more conservative than the Pakhtoons – although on the face of it (in terms of attire and basic behavior) the former was more ‘modern-looking’ than the latter. And this was a huge looks-can-be-deceiving lesson I learnt on that trip.
Quetta however, gave me the chills. On my way to Quetta one of the travelers warned me against the anti-Punjabi sentiment that prevails in the city and asked me to be very careful. Although I come from an Urdu speaking family settled in Lahore, I surely look more Punjabi than Pathan. I didn’t realize that this sentiment would also hold true for non-living things: the moment I got off my bus, I fell into the gutter and injured my leg. After that the whole vibe got screwed.
This was the first time in my life that I had visited Baluchistan, and I so wanted to explore Quetta, but that idea had changed instantly with the fall. I went straight to a hotel I could find closest to the bus-station. I had to convince the manager that I lost my wallet on my way and hence didn’t have my CNIC. The guy was kind enough to give me a room, but my whole night was extremely uncomfortable and I didn’t sleep a wink. I felt that someone was watching me through a hidden camera or a hole in the wall/window and that was pretty creepy. Come sunrise, I checked out and raced to catch the next bus all the way to Karachi.
I have a friend, who had done something similar to what I was doing. I felt that he would understand and be supportive. He had a farm in Thatta (an hour’s drive from Karachi) and I had a few belongings (like books and seasonal clothing) which I wanted to drop off at some place in order to further carry on with my travels. I couldn’t think of a better place to do so. As I got close Karachi, I called him to tell him about this plan.
And then the (not so) unexpected happened. He blasted out at me – with all the cuss words you can probably imagine!
The thing is that since he was known to have done this before, he was first in the line of suspects to know of my whereabouts. Through him I found out about all that was happening back home: the misery of my parents, the anger of my brother and cousins and my poor friend being the central victim of so may diatribes and threats coming from them. I thought for a second ‘why the hell did I call him?? and why the hell did I share my plan and whereabouts with him???’
But then, suddenly the Mummy-Daddy-Bacha took charge …
I succumbed …
I called home and was totally devastated when I heard the tone of my parents’ voice … …
… and so ended this escapade ….
… short and sweet …
I went back home …
What happened afterwards and the amount of time it has taken for everyone to recover from all this is not something I would like to talk about. And while I will not stop anyone from doing what I did (simply because it was such a great experience), I would surely ask them to think it through before they act upon such desires.
Since then I have talked to quite a few people with similar experiences. While our individual journeys have been different, our conclusions have been the same:
DO THINK THIS THROUGH BEFOREHAND, ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES IT MAY HAVE ON OTHER PEOPLE’S LIVES (AND HENCE YOURS). IT’S FAR BETTER TO DO THIS ANNOUNCED THAN OTHERWISE. UNDERSTANDABLY IT TAKES AWAY HALF THE FUN OUT OF IT, BUT IT SURELY IS THE WISER CHOICE.
And by the way, I did do it again! This time I announced it and because of that I went away for a whole month … … to my friend’s farm in Thatta 😉
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Phew!!
That’s one item off my chest for sure.
I guess that’s it for now.
But before I leave I will share one last interesting fact:
My family tried all possible means to find out about my whereabouts. They started with thinking that I had been kidnapped (or had died in an accident), but eventually (thanks to all the military and police intelligence they had engaged) they did realize that I had run of my own will.
Since I changed my mobile sim in Multan, the intelligence had tracked my last whereabouts to that city. My parents went there and searched every nook and corner of the city (especially the shrines). They couldn’t find me, but then they met this soothsayer Pir who told my parents (without their even asking) that he knows that my name is Ali Hamza, that I have run away myself and that I would return in 6 days, from Karachi. In fact he told them all this in a very excited manner and then he told them that I will become a great man one day. He told them that my Third Eye had opened up and that I was going to be a beacon of light for many.
He also told them that whole world will call me a Crazy, Mad man!
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Until Next Time